So oh boy, today I decided to weigh myself on our scale. Wait, wait, wait. Before I go into this, let me disclose my background on this subject to you. I didn't break sixty pounds until half way through sixth grade. I didn't break eighty pounds until the eighth grade. So when I weighed myself this morning, and found out that I weighed, what ONE HUNDRED AND TWO POUNDS, I was shocked to say the least. I am very proud of my new and improved weight gain. When I went for my annual health care check up a couple of months ago, I found out that I was in the point zero two (.02) percentile for weight. That means that ninety-nine point nine-eight (99.98) percent of boys my age living in the United States weigh more than me. Depressing. I know. Don't make fun of me. So this is a really big thing for me. I will keep you informed of any more rapid increases in my body volume.
Anyways, sorry to weird you all out with that weirdness. I am just excited. Seriously though. So now...it's old picture time. I found these pictures on my computer...so here this goes.
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| My sister really isn't that ugly, sorry Olivia! |
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| Yes, unfortunately Captain Underpants is my brother. |
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| AAAHHH! Where is little Christopher's face? |
PS This is THE funniest video ever! (Special thanks to Natalie once upon a Friday night.)
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Oh boy. That was quite the video! Haha you have cute sisters!
ReplyDeleteAnd um, wow, I thought my family was weird nerds or something... haha, just teasing ;)
ReplyDelete102 congragulations. 13 more pound and you will weigh as much as samuel :D love you ;)-soff
ReplyDeleteHaha 102...I've never broken one hundred either. It'd be GREAT! We'll have a weight-gain party and eat twinkies. Grand time with grand Christopher!
ReplyDeleteHah yes my family is a little bit cooky. And everyday my weight changes like today I only weighed 98, so, we'll see. :) (Yay for twinkie parties)
ReplyDeleteOh, chris you are too funny ;)
ReplyDeleteDude I'm holdin you to that. The twinkie party is happenin'. (Except eww....they're really gross/wonderful. It's a love-hate relationship...)
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