Saturday, December 17, 2011

Snowboarding or Bust!

My Christmas presents this year were a grand piano and a Sundance pass. You really can't get much better than that. My piano (aka my baby) has proved to be wonderful. I kiss her every night. With my fingers that is. Today was the day that I paid for my pass in the number of times I have gone. That's sweet. I went night skiing today and it was amazing. Until my binding came off. Then I had to go down to the shop to get it fixed. But then it was good again! Yay for me. And yay that there was nobody there so I just raced down that beautifully snowy mountain. Yay that track is starting after Christmas. Yay for CHRISTMAS! Yay for Clementines. Yay for the Hunger Games. Yay for everything. Yay for freaking spiritual experiences tonight involving near-death accidents. Don't fret. Heavenly Father cares. That's what I know and that's all that matters.

The one BOO in my life is that we are having are Book of Mormon party in our ward on Tuesday. Guess who didn't finish their reading? Me. Shame shame shame. I need to read more. But then yay for family traditions involving Gifts to Jesus and family goal setting.




Thursday, December 15, 2011

Raging

Tonight I am just raging. Raging like a mad man. And recently I was asked to post on my blog for the entertainment of some souls. Hopefully my crappy blog entertains you. Anyways,  today I finished The Hunger Games or the seventeenth time. No joke. (Actually I don't know how many times but its somewhere near there.) I'm borderline obsessed. Sorry. MARCH 23, 2012. I will be there. Probably on February 23 to camp out. Me and my mom. No Erik. Because he hasn't read the books. What a poo. I finally coaxed him into it this weekend. We made a pact. Not the kind like in the Katy Perry song, but the blood kind. So now he has been bound. And then he can go on our little party with us. But honestly, I just need to vent to somebody about my love of this book(s). You have no idea. So Erik has told me to write him a (deep) list on the symbolism, metaphors, big ideas, and reasons why he should read the Hunger Games.

  1. First off, look at these magnificent pictures my dear brother. Shut down. Now. Cause you can't look at that and not feel the ragin comin on. Honestly.
  2. Second off. Take a look at this man's beard. His name is Seneca Crane. I only wish I was cool enough to paint a beard on my face with mascara as well. Rough.

3.  The underlying message of the Hunger Games is much subtler than a mere one time reader can notice. Sorry Erik. This calls for multiple readings. My life has changed since I read this book. And it changes every time I do again. Just like when I read Night, or To Kill a Mockingbird, or The Book of Mormon either (wait...that was not sacreligious. The Book of Mormon is obviously more important...I'm just raging. That's all).
4. Jennifer Lawrence. Nuf said.
5. I have added more than 1000 views to the Official Trailer on Youtube. I also enjoy chastising any profusely stupid commentators who has the nerve to hate on my book. They are all haters. Go hate somewhere else haters.
6. If you think its like Twilight, then, once again, go hate somewhere else. In fact, why don't you just go hate on yourselves.
7. Suzanne Collins is my idol.
8. Repeat of number seven but more intense. I am passionate. Very passionate.
9. Its just that good.
10. If you don't read it I will kill you.

Sorry for the sparsity of the last few. Really the only way to get Erik to read it is to use the Lucy from the Peanuts Game Method. The five reasons are the fingers on her hand. My hand + Erik's face= Erik loves the Hunger Games!

Hurray for me. Sorry I will never be able to explain my whole love in its entirety. Just go read it. Then I will be happy.


Disclaimer: This poster does not reflect my beliefs in any way. I just typed in "I'm raging" into google and this is what I got. Good enough.

The end.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Kind of A Lot

Hey guess what? I'm fifteen years old. Pretty exciting, eh? On Tuesday, (my birthday), I went and got my permit at the DLD too. So watch out- I can drive now! Its pretty exciting. Then today I became an Eagle Scout- so hurray for me, right? Okay, anyways I don't have a lot of time...but yeah. Go eat some jello cause its really yummy.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Puesto De La Clase De Espanol Parte Dos

Pues, necesito entregar mi registro en B2, Espanol 4. He terminado los otros (esucha, habla, y lee) y este es el final parte. Voy a escribir de yo.

Pues, me llamo Christopher Cauwel Webb. Naci en Provo, Utah en el ventidos de Noviembre de 1996. Naci en una ventisca y he siempre amado la nieva. Me mude a Los Angeles cuando tenia tres o cuatro anos. Vivi alli por mas o menos cuatro anos. No recuerdo muy bien, pero recuerdo un cuento muy bien. Fue mi cumpleanos, y hubo dos chicas chinas que han llegado. No supe ellas. No se poque recuerdo este, pero recuerdo. Me mude a Suecia cuando tenia cinco anos. Fui a jardin de infancia alli. De suerte, mi maestra fue de England y sepa como hablar en ingles. Fue un bendicion muy grande para yo. Aprendi mucho en Suecia aqunque solo tenia cinco anos. Aprendi como hablar poquito sueco- y aunque fue muy dificil para yo, fue bueno para yo. Mi familia y yo regresamos a los Estados Unidos despues de dieciocho meses. Vivimos en Las Vegas por uno ano muy cerca de la casa de mis abuelos. Fui a la escuela de "George E. Harris" alli y mi maestra fue Senora Heimark. Me gusto mucho. Mi amigo mejor en Las Vegas fue Dennis Whitmore, porque fuimos al igual iglesia. Celebramos mi cumpleanos sexto alli. Despues de esta, nos mudemos a Utah. Vivimos en la casa de mis tios por seis meses, y entonces buscamos la casa que estamos viviendo en hoy dia. Lo me gusta mucho aunque no es muy grande. En este tiempo, tenia dos hermanos: un hermano mayor, y una hermana menor que se llamo Olivia. Tres mas hermanas nacieron en Utah: Natalie Norma, Grace Anna, y Sophia Patricia. La ultima nacio en Enero de este ano. De hecho, busque sus primeros dientes anoche. Estuvo muy emocionante!

Ahora, tengo catorce anos (Este es porque me salte el primero grado). Me encanta mi vida! Vivo en Orem y asistir al colegio Timpanogos. Tengo muchas clases dificiles y mucha tarea, pero esta bien. Estoy en el equipo cross-country de Timpanogos y me encanta este tambien. Me gusta mucho correr porque es saludable y limpiador. No so muy rapido, pero no soy muy lento tampoco. Toco el piano mucho: como dos o tres horas cada dia.  No soy orgulloso, pero soy muy advanzada. Mi maestra es Jill Winters, y el piano es un GRAN parte de mi vida. Sin piano, mi vida seria vacio.

Otro gran parte de mi vida es mi religion. Soy un mormon y este es enorme. Creo en Jesuchristo, el Dio que esta viviendo. Le amo con todo mi corazon. Tambien le amo al Libro de Mormon. Este es un libro sobre Jesuchristo y la gente que vivio en este continente. Me sento el espiritu cuando leer este libro. Una profeta se llamo Jose Smith dijo que este libro fue "el mas corecte que todos los libros en este mundo." Estoy de acuerdo con este.

Entonces, voy a ver como decir "idiosyncrasies" en espanol. PECURILIDAD. Pues, tengo muchos de estos.


  1. Me gusta MUCHO hornar postres. En el invierno cuando todo esta frio, este es muy bueno para calentar mi casa.
  2. Mi cepillo de dientes es rosado. 
  3. Me gusta leer mucho. Leo muchos libros extranos. Es para divertir.

Pues, este es el fin.

Gracias por lees. ;)

Monday, September 26, 2011

Puesto De La Clase De Espanol

Primero, no se como escribir los tildes para los letres que necessitan esto. Segundo, la linea roja que aparece bajo de las palabras que no estan escritos corectamente van a haganme loco! Preguntasme porque estoy haciendolo este? Es porque mi maestra de la clase de Espanol 4 le gusta a nosotros participar en cuatro horas de espanol afuera de la clase por mes. Los cuatro cosas que tenemos hacer son: Escuchar, hablar, escribir, y leer. Este actividad es para "escribir." Porque no hay una cosa mejor hablar de, voy a describir mi dia. Hoy dia, falte toda la escuela porque estoy en una organizacion que se llama "Orem Youth Council." Applique en el Mayo (el fin de escuela) y ahora estoy en esto. Me gusta mucho, es muy divertido. Hoy dia, nosotros vistitabamos todos los lugares en la cuidad de Orem. Fue muy interesado. Yo llegue al centro de Orem en 8:00. Fui con mi papa. En el inicio, hablabamos del ministerio legal. El lider del grupo es el lider del ministerio legal de Orem, entonces fue muy interesante. Luego, fuimos al departimiento de "Public Safety."Vimos las personas que contestar los telefones del "9-1-1." Fue genial! Me gusto (con tilde encima del "o") mucho. Luego visitamos el tribunal. Fue sumamente tetrico. Me apene. (con tilde encima del e) Hubo muchas personas que fueron tristes. Entonces, estoy aburrido de hablar de eso, voy a hablar de yo y mi familia genial!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Off To Vegas

So I'm off to Vegas to go to my Grandma's Wedding for the weekend. Fourteen long hours in the car. Bleh. Homework? I'll try but I'll fail. Watching the office? Yes. YEEES. Playing with my Sophia? Yes. She is my love. So long.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Fun at XC

So today we decided to run up past Vivian Park. Across a random bridge and into a "NO TRESPASSING" zone. Multiple actually. So. . . we got yelled at by two ladies. And I mean YELLED at. Saw a sign that said "Violators will be shot." Oh. And Jake and Chase saw a bear. Hmm...remind me why I went on that run again?
Just thought you should know about how eventful my day was.


Oh and also last night I went and saw Marry Poppins with my family. It was simply splendid. I loved it. You should all go.


Sunday, August 21, 2011

Sunday Afternoon.


The last day of summer required that I do something stupid. So I made a video. About how I conquered anorexia. Its pretty dumb. But have fun with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zz_2FtFQxQ

Oh and I also made brownies that looked like this. Why did a random rectangle form in the middle? I'll never know. . .

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Collection of Thoughts

Hey so I'm sitting on my bed right now waiting for my brother to get home from work and I'm just going to write. Just write. So school is starting and I don't know what to think. Its always good to get back into the schedule and flow of school...but sometimes I really hate it. So I want the security, but not the stress. I'm going to high school. HIGH SCHOOL. This like determines college. College determines job. Job can determine your life. How you live. Where you live. So its kind of a big thing. I'm taking two (kind of three) honors classes and two AP classes. I will be at cross-country every day after school until 5:00 or 5:30. Then I have to come home and practice piano for anywhere from an hour and a half to three hours. Oh wait. I have to eat dinner. And then I have to do homework. HOMEWORK. Oh drab. I forgot about homework. Which I also have mixed feelings about. Its kind of fun to sit down and work on a project or write a paper, but at the same time, aren't there better things to be doing? I know. There are. Its weird- sometimes I get so caught up in school stuff that I forget about the more important things.

Today I went to Coldstone because I had a free coupon and dang was it good. Lately I've been eating like I will never see food again. I don't know why. I'm just hungry all the time. I have a race on Thursday. Pre-region. Man, races freak me out. I can run just fine and stuff but I feel so much pressure. I want to do good. I have to do well. Its weird. Oh happy story. Today I was at the mall and I was at Gap and I found jeans for sixty dollars. THey were on clearance and then when I got to the cash register they were even less. They were only twelve. Which is pretty cool. That means that they were eighty percent off. Boom. Roasted. World. Have your eyes ever felt like they were sun burnt? Oh which brings me to this. I was just talking about this. DO your eyes grow? Or are they the same size all your life? Hmm...

Hmm...looking at my bookshelf. Here are some favorites.

Oh the good childhood memories. Read this series at least six times.
Can't wait for the forth one in November!
The end. Bye for now!

Friday, August 5, 2011

Harry Potter: Obsessed

Hmm...is anybody else as obsessed with Harry Potter as moi? For the past week, I have been trying to get on to Pottermore without any luck. This involves waking up and staring at a boring computer for long hours during the middle of the night. In other words...no fun. But it'll all be worth it. Tonight's the last night and I'm just CERTAIN that I'll get on. I have to. Pray for me. :) Haha. Maybe not.

So STOKED!

So this week I also got to go to Las Vegas and St. George because my dad had  a BlackHat conference and his company let us come. (Or rather what they don't know can't hurt them...) So I stayed a block away from the strip and swam for three days straight. Almost. We were the only people in this pool. Lovely. Amazing. It was great. I drank hot chocolate and put over forty french vanilla and hazelnut coffee creamers in it. I think I'm still on that sugar high.



HOLY CRAP! Just got in to pottermore. Well got to go. Talk to yall later. Bye

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Friday, June 17, 2011

A Song

Me and my sisters made this song for Erik and his "girlfriend" this morning. Haha. Enjoy.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

My Illinois Cousins! (Cuzzies)

Allyson GRADUATED!



Holy Cow. Its summer. Yee-hah. So take a look at these pics. My cousin Allyson just graduated from high school and she is coming to Utah for BYU in the fall. She is HILARIOUS.

Allyson made TOP 25!







BE JEALOUS that you didn't graduate from early morning seminary and NEVER MISSED A SINGLE STINKIN DAY! (Woot woot Ally-Mae!)



And then be jealous that you don't have cousins that look like that. End of story.